Thanks For What?

So hey, I'm a little drunk and I only caught half of the game, on Sim's pixelated ass laptop. But I still need to speak on some shit:

1. So the Nuggets are one of those teams who can beat the bad teams and who lose convincingly to the decent and good teams? WTF? I know it's a back to back on the road, but that was fully unimpressive. I saw Kaman manhandling our pint sized frontcourt, random Clips hitting jumpers, and the offense stagnating. Kleiza hobbling off the court. Melo hitting a jumper, then giving it back on the other end with a weak challenge. Iverson had a nice statistical game, but what are we, in eighth grade? I only care about wins, okay? Back in the day, I'd watch numbers: Van Exel might just have enough to be an All-Star! McDyess could get third team All-NBA if he keeps his rebounds above 10! Nene might make the Rookie/Sophomore Game if he keeps this up! No longer. I expect a good team. Don't get happy after blowing out like 7 shitty East teams in a row, then lay down for Don Sterling's brainchild. Jesus, this is the New ORleans game revisited.

2. The Sim-u-l8r wants to get, and I quote, a "Jet black ferret." What the fuck, y'all, what the fuck? So if you see some clown motherfucker walking around Boulder with a fourteen inch black ferret in a tiny, handcrafted Kobe jersey, yell some shit at him.

3. Someone took a shit in my bathroom. I'm writing this post while i wait for it to air out. HyTop doesn't lie about this type of thing. This type of shit, if you will. Ha. Not so funny when you can smell it, but i hope you enjoyed it.

Happy Thanksgiving, ya'll. Melo and Nene: easy on the pie. Coach: when breathing becomes difficult (aka after plate #3), take a couple minutes to rest. That's why they call it a 'breather.'