INjury REport!!

Nene is out for six weeks with a tore up thumb. This sucks. Hopefully this will at least hamper his snacking abilities, but I doubt it. We will likely be seeing a fat and sassy Brazilian in 6 weeks. I don't want to do the math, but this kind of throws a wrench in the 'play-into-shape' master plan that Nene has been working with.

Kenyon will have to play more, but they really shouldn't push it. Eddie's effectiveness diminishes if you play him over 20 minutes. Kleiza needs to start ordering dessert, he'll get minutes at the 4. Stephen Hunter: now is your time.

But, if I know our front office, we're gonna solve this bad boy with two words: desperation trade!!! Are you ready!? :D

(TRADE IDEA: JR SMITH AND PICKS FOR A "SAVVY VETERAN" BIG MAN WITH A LONG TERM CONTRACT WHOSE WHEELS ARE ABOUT TO FALL OFF!!! EXCITING STUFF!!!)

(I would say: sign Chris Webber (lol desperation), except we saw how he and AI got along in Philly.)

Melo will have to stop cherrypicking and grab a board or two.

Stay tuned. These are your Denver Nuggets!!