Hytop and I had a retarded night out in Boulder watching this Nuggets game. He drank beer and I stuck to sugar-free Redbulls; We met a girl who got whipped by her mom with a belt and a bunch of Asians who didn't take kindly to our loud disrespectful ways. As Parcells would say, we mean no disrespect to the Orientals (I'm asian, I can say it). As a result of the Redbulls, I didn't sleep a wink and am wide awake. I'm sure Hytop will hit you up later for a more in-depth analysis but this is should hold you over.
Let me start this post by saying that the -*Sim-u-l8r*- is a little LA. I know this might rub the hardcore Nuggets fan the wrong way-- but -*Sim-u-l8r*- LIVED IN LA FOR APPROXIMATELY 1 YEAR. Actually he lived in Marina Del Rey which is way more upscale. But the -*Sim-u-l8r*- listened to the realest LA Talk Radio. He actually listened to a show hosted by former Laker and current Bahamian "Blackman" Micheal Thompson (who loves Hockey, the Republican Party and Mayonnaise) and Vick "the Brick" Jacobs who is the second most famous "Brick" in LA talk radio (LA's a big market- it can support 2 baseball, 2 basketball teams and 2 Bricks on the airwaves). And that show I think was broadcasted from the OC. . .but. . .um. . . it seemed like some real shit at the time.
But the -*Sim-u-l8r* Totally was physically nearer to the City of LA than he is now. That's something you can't deny.
Thus -*Sim-u-l8r*-, no matter which way you slice it, is a little LA.
The Nuggets are my child; the Lakers, a mere stepson whose mom has implants.
You always want your biological to beat your step. You want it more than anything.
Unfortunately, what I saw yesterday was my stepson beating the crap out of my biological.
THAT WHOLE SECOND HALF I FELT LIKE SHAQ CAUSE MY BIOLOGICAL DIDN'T BOTHER!
That ain't right. No father should have to see his son slaughtered on the court. No father should outlive his seed.
The game can be summed up with this-- the Nuggets lost to the LAKERS by a bigger margin than they lost to the Celtics!! The Lakers about doubled the Nuggets up in the 4th quarter with KOBE ON THE BENCH!!
And I don't want to hear that the Lakers are still a competitive team with Kobe on the Bench.
Because, Ladies and Gentlemen, I hate to break it to you, but Kwame was on the bench too.
I could go on. I don't need to-- Hytop will break it down. Hytop wants to blow up the team; he was spouting this with the Nuggets leading. Yes the worst part: the Nuggets actually dominated in parts of the first half. Unfortunately, much of it was with 'Melo getting his 'half man half amazing' on and hitting a bunch of jumpers. But that can't last-- you can't imagine Cindy Crawford while fucking Anuka Brown and expect to stay hard (it's been awhile since I been laid but you get the point). At some point you gotta man up and CUT TO THE INSIDE.
After this game, I'm thinking Hytop might be onto something. The best this team can do is the first round of the playoffs. They're a good team on paper-- Not in practice. There going to do there ups and downs, win their classic 15=17 straight games at the end of the season and enter into the playoffs as the "hottest team nobody wants to face", and then get there jaw kicked in by the Spurs, Suns, Mavs, Fuck even Utah and the Clippers. . .AND Fuck, now even the Lakers.
Oh but rest, assured, they'll totally win 1 game. THEY WILL NOT BE SWEPT.
That's the best this teams going to do-- win a game in the first round of the playoffs. Hopefully it'll be the first one on the road-- at least then it's a "statement."
And if your biological son gets torched by the step- don't be suprised when in life and in the playoffs the stepson proudly displays his Alpha Male Seed.
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