INJURY REPORT

A.C. BROKE HIS HAND YALL! With injury news I like to wait a little while, just to make sure Medical Science and/or Our Lord And Saviour don't make me look like a fool. Alas, despite several days of ritual sacrifice and minor self-mutilation, Anthony "Get" Carter's hand bone appears to be broke. The teams' Toughness rating just dropped a bit. However, Outside Shooting jumped three points. Gnarly Goatees plummetted, of course. That was a veteran goatee. A net loss for the Nuggets.

At least he's optimistic.


NENE IS FAT AS HELL! Did you see him at the FIBA Americas thing? Wow. The big fella looked hef-ty. They got all that meat on swords down there, right? Was that what he's been doing? I thought he found Jesus and married his Personal Trainer last year? Now they're both failing him!? Ne! My Man! LISTEN TO JESUS: GLUTTONY IS A SIN!

Seriously, three times down the court and he was sweating like Martin Lawrence in a gigantic leather baseball jersey.
(Thought I was going to go with the Rubber Suit on the highway, didn't you? I don't mock a man's pain. I only take shots at the top.)

(I can't find a pic to do Plump Nene justice, so just combine these two cats in your newly opened mind.)





































In related news, Melo is looking a little chunky, maybe a bit more than usual, but word out of Nuggets camp is that this is how LaLa likes him: with a little meat on his bones. God bless them both.

How you feeling Melo?